Our Twilight Chronicles: Twilight T-Shirt Sayings...

You Know You're Addicted If........ (true comments only)

1. You sleep with your books next to you because you can't bear to have them too far away. (Cindy)
2. When you go to bed at night your husband asks if I wish he were a vampire, then he bites my arm and says, "you never know." (Amber)
3. When you let your mother borrow your books and as you hand them to her you tell her to guard them with her life and then watch as they drive off in your rearview mirror. (Amber)
4. You really need to use the restroom, but hold is as long as you can just to get in some more reading. You finally get up to go, but decide to take the book with you. (Tara)
5. You spend an ENTIRE day at work working on this blog. Oops (Cindy)
6. You are seriously considering naming your children Isabella (Bella) and Edward or Cullen, I like that better, and it still makes me smile when I say it! (Amber)
7. You read #6 and think to yourself, hey, Cullen really is a cool name......hey Holly!!! (Cindy)
8. You really need to use the restroom, but you don't make it. And then you need to buy a new book. (Holly)
9. You lie about your addiction hoping to make someone laugh. Now thats addicted! (Holly)
10. You eat and read at the same time trying to make sure you don't get any food on the pages! (Patty)
11. You read while you wait in the drive thru line. (Patty)
12. While watching the Olympics you wonder....is Michael Phelps a vampire??? He is an "excellent" swimmer and check out those teeth!!! Hmmmmm.....(Cindy)
13. You and your mother have a serious conversation over whether vampires are real or not and secretly your both hoping that they are! (Amber)
14. You have a wonderfully romantic dream of Edward. You're holding hands, kissing, and you've never felt so in love before. Then you awake to find your significant other lying next to you. Ugh! Utter disappointment is all you feel. (Tara)
15. Someone you don't totally trust asks to borrow your books ~ you can't bring yourself to lend them out. You hope they'll forget about it, but if that doesn't work, you decide you'll go buy the paperbacks as your "lend-out books." (Cindy)

Favorite Quotes

1. You know how to drown a blonde? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. (Cindy)
2. Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off? (Amber)
3. I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture. (Amber)
4. Given Blondie's new expression, I was surprised she didn't break into a touchdown dance. (Cindy)
5. Where's the flood, mutt? (Cindy)
6. The room was full of statues. I crossed my ankles. (Cindy)
7. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. (Tara)
8. Everyone smelled fine to me. (Holly)
9. Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular. (Cindy)
10. "I'll be back soon, you won't have time to miss me, look after my heart, I left it with you." (Amber)
11. "Fall down again Bella?" No, I punched a werewolf in the face." (Amber)
12. Bet she'd love to see the look on my human face as I stood there naked, holding a sundress. (Holly)
13. If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I’m not ashamed of it.(Cindy)
14. Will you turn into a bat? (Cindy)
15. Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down.(Cindy)
16. "Um."..."I'm going to run over Tyler Crowley tomorrow before school?" (Tara)
17. He looks at you like...like you're something to eat. (Tara)

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Twilight T-Shirt Sayings...

I found this website, http://www.zazzle.com/pd/find/qs-edward+cullen, that had all of these funny Twilight t-shirt sayings on them. Below are a few of my favorites. I hope some of them make all of you laugh like they did me. Probably not though, cause I am weird like that.

If I had kids, this would so be the truth for me this past week. I would not have won any mother of the year awards for sure!

And last but not least, my very favorite one...

10 comments:

Cindy said...: These are funny. What does that one say about dinner? I can't read it.; August 7, 2008 at 6:37 PM
The Gordons said...: It says...

My Mom is a Twilighter
not sure what that means, but we get to have cereal for dinner)
TOO FUNNY!; August 7, 2008 at 7:02 PM
Tara D. said...: I don't get that last one. I mean, yeah he's real.; August 7, 2008 at 8:50 PM
hoLLy said...: i agree with tara, isn't he real? :) those shirts are awesome and the last one is my fave too.; August 8, 2008 at 12:32 AM
-Melissa- said...: I agree with Holly those shirts are awesome. Maybe I should get another twilight shirt. :); August 8, 2008 at 2:40 PM
The Gordons said...: I am planning on getting one to wear to the movie premiere! Won't that be fun!; August 8, 2008 at 3:25 PM
Patty said...: That's a good idea about getting one for the premier. I think I will too! I really liked the shirt Melissa wore when we went to get Breaking Dawn the other night!; August 9, 2008 at 4:20 PM
Me said...: OK~ Since my last name is closest to Swan and that is how everyone pronounces Swain any ways, does that mean it's ok to fantasize about her boyfriend/now hubby?; August 14, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Anonymous said...: I ♥ this book! It is so awsome! I've read the series like 5 times. Rob pattinson isn't hot ennough to play edward. His hair is suppose to be reddish brown and down not geled up. Kirsten stewarts mouth is always open so the characters in my head are awsome. Edward is hawt. I cried wen I realized he wasnt real! true story! I have like everything twilight. Alice, edward, emmett and jasper are the best! I love this book. I cried wen edward left in new moon.; March 17, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Twilight is not a book it is a true passion of mine. When ever I hear the word Volvo I scream. No Joke. I am a very dedicated fan. I just hope New Moon (My fave book) ACTUALLY potrays the love between Bella & Edward. In Twilight, I was disappointed. It only showed them embracing once. If they ever want to make Breaking Dawn true, they will need some major loving.

P.S. <3 Team Edward <3

Love,
(I wish) Mrs. Hale; May 4, 2009 at 7:53 PM